Diane Abbott can’t cook and Suzanne Moore gets bitchy

I missed the latest Celebrity Come Dine With Me, but I read in the Hackney Gazette, Ms Abbott took part and was paid £3,000 for 36 hours work…not a bad gig if you can get it. But it turns out that Hackney North and Stoke Newington MP Diane Abbott’s cooking skills, wasn’t to match her parliamentary achievements and left her dinner guests less than underwhelmed.

What left me very underwhelmed was knowing that yet another black person of Caribbean heritage, was serving up that tired old favourite, Rice and peas, Jerk Chicken, Ackee and Salt Fish yet again. Anyone notice how every black person famous or not who participates on that show, always serves up the same damn dishes? We do eat other things you know!

Meanwhile Mail on Sunday columnist, Stoke Newington resident and Abbott opponent in last years parliamentary race Suzanne Moore, reckons it’s best if Ms Abbott gets use to doing reality shows:

She can go no further in politics so reality shows are her future.
It did wonders for George Galloway. I can’t wait for Diane on Strictly.”

Ms Abbott declared:

“I have declared my earnings from the show in the usual way. If I had won, my winnings would have gone to charity.”

I don’t care if she told the tax man she’d made 3G’s from plying people with booze and bad food, I’m hoping it went to a needing small charity. Yo Diane, I know you don’t need that £3000

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